i thot the beatles died
I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????
my wife now
(via yiff-deluxe)
toddler: 1 free estrogen please. i’m not even trans i just like free stuff
doctor: [sighs] because of socialism i must comply
(via cumwitch)
Certainly so, Socrates. And yet it is you who is depicted as the crying soyjak!
(via 3liza)
First time posting my knitting to tumblr. Look at my Bug Son
He’s just a baby boy…!
(via bloodmoses)













