thejonymyster:
“ bedeliadumaurier:
“ thejonymyster:
“i thot the beatles died
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I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her...

thejonymyster:

bedeliadumaurier:

thejonymyster:

i thot the beatles died

I just want everyone to know my wife has been laughing at this post for like three full minutes, she’s literally in tears and in three years together I’ve never seen her laugh this hard????

my wife now

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nyanguardparty:

toddler: 1 free estrogen please. i’m not even trans i just like free stuff

doctor: [sighs] because of socialism i must comply

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oldshowbiz:

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If you went to a bar with Paul Lynde, the police would be called.

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tranziraphale:

“Good luck. And DON’T fuck it up.”

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tsarina-anadyomene:

Certainly so, Socrates. And yet it is you who is depicted as the crying soyjak!

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blueaubrey:

blueaubrey:

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First time posting my knitting to tumblr. Look at my Bug Son

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He’s just a baby boy…!

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fatehbaz:

low opacity elrond

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